« Sage Advice | Main | Sovereign Lands »
I report. You deride.
But there does seem to be some uncanny resmblences here.
Hmm....and they both work in cinema.....
And here, from the shallow end of the gene poolChappaquidick Bridge.....
Damn, they make a herd of gap-toothed Appalachian cousins look downright well groomed and civilized!
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00d834515a3469e200d834215f1353ef
Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Fathead Family:
» separated at birth from Gut Rumbles
I have to admit that this guy has a point.... [Read More]
» I Did Once Call Him 'Jabba the Filmmaker' from blogoSFERICS
And now Smoke on the Water has graphic proof of the similarity. Via the kitty blender. [Read More]
» Jim Dares to Tread Where Braver Men Refuse To Go from Who Tends the Fires
And asks the question: Are these corpulent freaks related?? Ugh, I'm going to be sick looking at all those disgusting rolls of fat...bleagh...... [Read More]
» Moore's Mom and Dad from HOG ON ICE
Whale Spotting Jim at Smoke on the Water got ahold of some Moore family photos. It's funny how fat people... [Read More]
» Fathead Family from Velociworld
Jim reminds us that life, indeed, reflects art. Of course, I don't know why I'm ginning up Jim. He just got an Instalanche. Something I have studiously avoided oh these many months. New meme: Jim is gay.... [Read More]
The comments to this entry are closed.
Damn it too hell! I'm sitting in a Starbucks, drinking a cup of Chai tea, when I browse over to your site and see this post. Shit, now I have to clean up my laptop and surrounding area. Oops, I laughing so hard and everyonne is looking!
Posted by: Dennis Cottingham | June 28, 2004 at 10:56 AM
DO NOT associate gap-toothed hillbillies with such bloated gasbags. Gap-toothed hillbillies get insulted enough without you piling on with that below-the-belt punch.
As a gap-toothed hillbilly myself, I know.
Posted by: Acidman | June 28, 2004 at 11:10 AM
Outstanding! This is a natural, pure art. The size, shape, personal grooming and several more traits of Mikey Moore closely match the hideous character Jabba the Hut.
Jim, you need to send emails to all the righty bloggers you know with your permalink and try to get this spread far and wide.
Watch my blog for a link.
Posted by: Rivrdog | June 28, 2004 at 12:08 PM
That is grossly unfair and insulting to Jabba the Hutt.
Posted by: dipnut | June 28, 2004 at 01:59 PM
Oh my, you should have posted a warning. I almost tossed my cookies. From a female point of view... I would hate to belly up to that at night!
Posted by: Becky Mason | June 28, 2004 at 02:35 PM
Would this be stills from the up coming documentary linking wide girth and low intellect to liberalism?
Posted by: Guy S. | June 28, 2004 at 03:54 PM
Oh yeah, I need to put the pic of that hot dog slammin' six foot slug on my fridge. ...bet I'd lose a few pounds...
Posted by: Key | June 28, 2004 at 06:39 PM
I agree with Dipnut.
Posted by: Acidman | June 28, 2004 at 07:36 PM
The Democrats should be careful about cozying up to Mikey. He looks like he's already eaten Howard Dean and Al Sharpton.
Posted by: McGehee | June 28, 2004 at 07:43 PM
I'm just sorry I can't see the drool mirrored
on "Moore the media whore". The angle is wrong, but I KNOW it's there!
Posted by: wes jackson | June 28, 2004 at 07:57 PM
This is all WAY TOO FUNNY ! Glad I followed the link here.
I agree with Key. I think his pic would be a good diet motivation. Up on the fridge it goes.
EEEEWWWW !
Posted by: Bonfire7 | June 28, 2004 at 08:42 PM
At least you had the good taste not to put MY pic with those...
Then again, I'm not a Lefty.
Posted by: Kim du Toit | June 28, 2004 at 10:00 PM
At least I had the good sense not to put Kim's pic in with those...
Then again, I'm not volunteering for target duty!
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim | June 28, 2004 at 10:13 PM
Oh man, those were NOT appetizing pictures to see after imbibing alcoholic enjoyment. Drambuie Sylk is NOT something I want to barf back up, dammit!
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons | June 28, 2004 at 10:54 PM
There's also Congressman Jerrold Nadler.
Posted by: Joseph Hertzlinger | June 28, 2004 at 11:46 PM
I don't care if he's fat. His movie proves this country is run by a criminal gang. And it was the most popular movie of the weekend...which raises the question: Why do Republicans and conservatives hate America so much? Specifically the right-wingers trying to intimidate theaters and attack Moore (granted he's a bit of a self-involved pompous toad)? It's a movie, it's speech, and people want to see it. The First Amendment - good thing, what the country is all about. Trying to censor Moore: bad. You'll probably censor this post because your ilk can't stand freedom. Why do you hate America?
Posted by: Cassius | June 29, 2004 at 01:12 AM
Here's another "Ted" for you collection:
Sen. Land Monster (D-MA) heads out to sea.
Posted by: Michael | June 29, 2004 at 01:43 AM
I don't care if he's fat. His movie proves this country is run by a criminal gang. And it was the most popular movie of the weekend.
#1 at the box office?...that's not saying much when your competition is "White Chicks". Let's see how well it does when "Spiderman 2" opens..
Go read the Constitution... The first Amendment involves CONGRESS... not individual attempts to influence public discourse.
Which raises the question..Why is it that ignorant liberals cannot read?
Posted by: Chris | June 29, 2004 at 06:32 AM
"Go read the Constitution... The first Amendment involves CONGRESS... not individual attempts to influence public discourse.
Which raises the question..Why is it that ignorant liberals cannot read?"
I think it's called selective blindness. Much the same condition that causes conservatives to miss seeing "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State" on the front of the 2nd amendment...
Posted by: sprainedmind | June 29, 2004 at 07:32 AM
"Much the same condition that causes conservatives to miss seeing "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State" on the front of the 2nd amendment..."
Nice try but now your assignment is to actually research how the Founding Fathers defined "militia". Now go and try to make yourself smarter.
Posted by: Mike | June 29, 2004 at 07:58 AM
What if we put Moore and Carrie Fisher in a room with a long chain and see if instinct takes over?
Posted by: SpaceMonkey | June 29, 2004 at 09:24 AM
cassius-Why do you hate America?
Just because they have a comparable surface area, hating moore doesnt't equate with hating America.
Posted by: SpaceMonkey | June 29, 2004 at 09:31 AM
Jim,
you know, these photos can be used as the next best weight gain deterrent. Move over Atkins, its the Michael Moore, etal, Diet.
Posted by: Val Prieto | June 29, 2004 at 09:37 AM
shrub lied people died!
Posted by: Um Yeah | June 29, 2004 at 09:40 AM
It's only a matter of time until the Michael Moore/Colonel Creosote familial link is documented once and for all.
Posted by: sp | June 29, 2004 at 12:24 PM
Guess what, Um? Even if your boy the war criminal wins in November, Mikey will still be a quarter-ton (and counting!) of lying scumbag.
Posted by: zetetic | June 29, 2004 at 02:13 PM
"Well-regulated" means able to hit a target.
Posted by: Joseph Hertzlinger | June 29, 2004 at 04:42 PM
Yup, terrible, horrible threats to theaters: "I won't spend my $10 in your theater if you're showing that movie." *quake*shiver*
And awful censorship like, "don't go see a pack of poorly crafted lies, huh?"
Posted by: Claire | June 29, 2004 at 09:37 PM
Becky Mason,
It's probably take more like a week and a half to belly up to Pizza the Hutt.
N. O'Brain
Imperial Minister for Useless Information
Posted by: N. O'Brain | June 30, 2004 at 02:27 PM
Cassius: I am neither Republican nor conservative, but I read a lot of their blogs. What I perceive there is a profound love and concern for America, not hatred. However, your boy Moore has made it quite clear what he thinks of America, and Americans. He thinks Americans -- that's us, the average joes whose champion he claims to be -- are ignorant, stupid, uneducated, unsophisticated, violent morons, oafish cowboys who blunder around the world doing terrible damage. He only implies this in his movies, as they have to sell tickets to Americans to succeed, though he clearly expects his fans to agree with him. And when he goes on lecture tours in Europe, he says all that flat out, and gets widely quoted in the papers.
If left and right are in some sort of America hating competition, we have a clear winner.
Posted by: Steve Teeter | June 30, 2004 at 03:01 PM
I GOT YOUR WEAPONS OF MASS DEUSTRUCTION. THERE IN MY PANTS
Posted by: george bush | February 23, 2005 at 11:11 AM
NOTICE IM A GOOD LIAR WHEN I SAY IM NOT A REPUBLICAN.
AND YET I SAY BOY WHEN ADDRESSING A GROWN MAN
Posted by: STEVE TEETER | February 23, 2005 at 11:13 AM