Smoke on the Water: Fisking Feckless Al

Today in New York City, the former Vice Perpetrator stood up on his wooden legs and gave ~~a speech~~ mind numbing, idiotic and monotonal bleat.

I'd call it an act of political suicide, but the corpse of the political left wouldn't know it's dead two weeks after being cast into hell itself. Which, simply cannot happen soon enough.

Here's a portion of what he said.

January 15, 2004, 2:21 PM EST, Copyright © 2004, The Associated Press & props to Drudge for the link)

NEW YORK -- Former Vice President Al Gore on Thursday blasted President Bush as a "moral coward," saying he abandoned the public interest to accommodate his financial contributors.

First, Al. Fuck you. Does the world Loral ring a bell? Been to any Buhuddist Temples lately? People have been convicted of crimes involved with your 1996 reelection campaign. You wouldn't know a moral precept if it woodpeckered up against your sawdust filled, wooden skull.

Gore, in a speech before a full house at the Beacon Theater in Manhattan, said it sometimes appeared that "the Bush-Cheney administration is wholly owned by the coal, oil, utility and mining industries."

Al, again. Fuck you. You don't like the coal, oil or utility industries? Fine. Let's turn off the lights and heat in that vaunted hall in which you're wasing precious air. Which air, I should point out, is far cleaner than that in most every other industrialized city in the world.

Yeah, I'd love to see how long that "full house" would remain full when you and your mummy-of-Mao felching minions found yourselves in subzero temperatures in a pitch black space. But wait, I just described what exists between your ears. Never mind.

It was the latest in a series of harsh critiques from Gore on the Bush administration. The ex-Democratic presidential candidate, who lost the 2000 election to Bush, had previously accused the administration of cracking down on civil liberties since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and mishandling post-war Iraq.

Loss of Civil Liberties my ass! Fuck you, Al! You just made a slanderous and seditious speech in the very city that was devestated only two years ago by terrorists which you and your Fellator in Chief allowed to attain power. Does, "no thank you, Sudan, we really can't pull our head out of our ass and figure out what to do with Osama", ring any bells in that tree stump with hair that you call a head? I didn't fuckingthinkso.

Yet, afterwards, you and your leftist lemmings walked out of that hall without any jackbooted thugs decending upon you, nightsticks a'swinging. Then again, as Janet Reno is no longer Idiotorian General, we're not really in the jackbooted thug buisness like we used to be.

Much to the chagrin of Elian Gonzales and a few dozen cremated Davidians.

Gore, speaking on a bitterly cold day, addressed the issues of global warming and the administration's environmental policies.

Fuck you, Al, for being so absolutely stupid as to utter such a line. That sentence, uttered while the air outside the auditorium doors was well below zero, is completely self-fisking.

"While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors, he is a moral coward," said Gore.

Fuck you again, Al. Your truly embarassing attempt to ".......likes to project an image of strength.....", by ramming your tounge down your wife's throat in front of a (nauseated) national audience, is the epitome of that concept. Any man who has to hire a consultant to learn how to project an "Alpha Male" image, isn't. And never will be. You Al, Never. Will. Be. Anything other than the has been and the loser that you are.

His appearance was co-sponsored by moveon.org, a Washington-based online liberal activist group, and Environment 2004.

Fuck you, Al. And MoveOn. Take that both ways it reads; they both apply. I would accuse you of dignifying a group of avowed socialists and communists.

But that's impossible, Al. You have no dignity to bestow.

Comments

You would think his assortment of image specialists and advisors would have suggested he sit down, shut up, and adopt the parade wave as his primary method of communication . . .

Posted by: Anne | January 16, 2004 at 10:29 AM

Al Gore is too beholden to the oil and coal industry to ever cut them out of his life. Look into his, and his father's, involvement with Occidental Petroleum. Every time Al opens his mouth to mention Bush's "connections to Big Oil", a lump of coal should be bounced of Al's head. It might cause him to recall his OWN connections to Big Oil.

Curious, if Al had been left out in those sub-zero temperatures and froze how long would it take for anyone to notice? A day? A week? Never?

It is due to posts such as this that I try to stop by the sloop on a regular basis. Many thanks sir, many thanks!

Posted by: Valerie | January 16, 2004 at 10:16 PM