There is simply so much raw material in yesterdays Al Gore (Lunatic, TN) ravings. Sadly, I'm pressed for time, and just can't wade through all of the possibilities.
So, I give you this brief, but powerful take from Tuco's best friend.
Gore did not used to be like this. He was a sane, sober, well-bought politician. Now he is a spittle-flecked lunatic, a raving psychotic, who 3.5 years ago was 600-odd votes away from the nukular football.
Thanks, Velociman!
Next.......
...... THIS ABOUT SUMS IT UP !!!
Hat tip to Curmudgeonly & Skeptical, via Kim DuToit.
Time to trudge off to work now. *sigh*
UPDATE: Do. NOT. Miss. Rachel. Lucas'. Take. On. The. Gorehhroid.
Gore didn't say anything that wasn't true. The right-wingnut conservatives are pushing the wrong buttons all over the world. I hope it will be their ultimate demise.
Gore did say something that I didn't agree with, though. He called for the resignation of all the idiots in this regime. I say, they should all be hung....at Abu Gahrib.
Posted by: Jeff | May 27, 2004 at 10:20 AM
Always glad to please. Of course, my blog friends give me the inspiration. Thanks for the nod, Jim.
Posted by: Velociman | May 27, 2004 at 08:51 PM
Well Jeff, I'm sure the kind folks at the U.S. Secret Service will enjoy reading your post.
After all, Ashcroft has probably already passed it along to 'em by now.
Not that they're part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy or such.
But you might want to loosen up that tinfoil hat a bit there, so you'll be more comfy in your cell at Gitmo.
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim | May 27, 2004 at 10:30 PM
Why?? Was some kind of law broken?? Or are all you right-wingnuts just schizos with poor reading comprehension??
Posted by: Jeff | May 27, 2004 at 10:44 PM
Jeff Jeff Jeff.....what're we gonna do with you? I'm just a little guy with an opinion here.
No one else wanted Bush's job after September 11, 2001. And everyone since then has thanked God that Gore was not elected president in 2000. So where did all the brainiacs come from that now want Bush's head on a silver platter. And why isn't Gore running against Bush......again?
Didn't Gore endorse Dean? Where is Dean now? And what brought Dean down? The same behavior Gore displayed, the same posturing and antics, the loud, spittle popping rhetoric of a raving whiner. And this is the kind of man and party you choose to follow? .... can you say "baaaaaaaa?"
I want my President to be composed and forthright in speech and deed. I do not want to see my President foaming at the mouth. Or bellowing like a 2:00 A.M. televangelist/preacher demanding donations by threatening sulphur and fire for all Americans that will not agree with his interpretations of how "things oughta be."
One thing I absolutely disagree with about Gore's rant is this. The so called violations of the Geneva convention articles by the United States forces. I have always understood that those articles were put in place to have some kind of standard of human decency for prisoners of war. You know, the kind of prisoners that are captured. Or the ones that surrender when they realize their ass is about to be given them in a #5 paper sack.
Are our forces fighting soldiers? Or terrorists? So, is Gore telling us that terrorists have rights under the Geneva Convention articles? Isn't there a profound difference between humiliation of prisoners in an effort to gain tactical information in a real war time theatre and that of a video taped sawing off of a civilians head? I think there is a definite difference and shame on Gore for saying and/or implying there is not! Once again I can proudly say that I am thankful that Bush is President.
But now to the shame of your comments. You should be ashamed of advocating the hanging of the cabinet members of the President of the United States. I'm sure more will take issue with you on that. This is America. Act like an American. Words like yours only feed the terrorists and strengthen their fervor to slaughter. While they behead civilians, you call for a lynching of the ones that can save your own butt.
This analogy may fit: Judas Iscariot got 30 pieces of silver. What are you getting? And as a piece of irony, Judas hung himself out of dispair for his treason.
Posted by: Marcus | May 27, 2004 at 10:49 PM
Gore didn't say anything that wasn't true? Well, maybe if you just smoked a few bowls of killer weed and then drank the bong water, sure. But for the rest of us folks here in the real world, Gore's speech was nothing but utter and complete bullshit.
Let's start with the Gore's claim that the USA is less safe because of Bush, shall we?
The Taliban, a terrorist supporting regime, is out of power. Al Queda no longer has it's main base of operations. We have the #3 man in it's organisation, and he's singing like a canary. Osama Bin Laden hasn't been seen in months, and the only thing that makes people think he's alive are scratch vocal recordings that could have been recorded prior to him being a smear on a cave wall in Tora Bora. Terrorist funding is drying up due to the coffers of Al Queda either being shut down or frozen, as well as the fact that money isn't flowing into them. An entire country is now celebrating it's freedom from religious oppresion and shari'a law. There hasn't been an Al Queda attack on the USA since we took down the Taliban.
That's just example one, and you're already shown to be an ignorant twit. Shall we move on to Example two?
Saddam Hussein is in jail, and his sons are dead. People are no longer watching their daughters get raped in front of their eyes. Saddam's stockpile of weapons is out of his hands, although if dipshits like you hadn't prevented us from going into Iraq when we wanted to, we might actually know where the majority of them are. Suicide bomber families are no longer getting $25,000 for every big kaboom, and as a result the number of suicide bombers overall has gone down. Islamic fanatics are now in known areas of Iraq, and under the crosshairs of the US Military. Saddam's nuclear dreams are dust, never to be unleashed on anyone in the world.
That's example two. By now, we can all see that you're full of shit, Jeff. But just to drive the point home, the coup de gras if you will, let's look at Libya.
Gaddaffi saw what happened to the Taliban and Saddam, and he saw the light at the end of the tunnel. You know what that light was, Jeff? It was a barrelling locomotive with the Stars and Stripes chiseled into the front of the engine, and it was plowing right through terrorist regiems left and right. So Gaddaffi got the hell out of the way, and gave up all his weapons. Yep, the weapons that surprised your precious UN, and everyone else in the world. His bio weapons, his chem weapons, and his nuclear program, which was farther along than anyone in the world though possible. So without even firing a shot in Gaddaffi's direction, we now have one less terrorist supporting nation in the world. And when Gaddaffi was calling Britan, and Italy, and begging for negotiations, do you know what he said, Jeff? To paraphrase "I saw what happened to Saddam. I don't want it to happen to me." Our actions against the Taliban and Saddam were the direct cause of Libya giving up terrorism.
That makes three strikes, Jeff. You're out.
Posted by: Raging Dave | May 28, 2004 at 12:03 AM
In your rage Dave, your examples show how much of a mental captive you are.
First, the Taliban is once again growing and the membership of Al-Quieda has doubled...this according to the idiots in your so-called president's cabinet. I am confident Osama will be used for a ratings boost near election time...he's on ice.
You're right on one point here. Iraqi women aren;t being raped by Saddam's men in front of their families. Now, they are taken to Abu Ghraib and raped by Americans under control of idiots in your so-called president's cabinet.
If you think Gadddafi give up his weapons, you're a bigger fool than you let to be. But, the right-wingnuts have that problem, collectively. The deal with Libya, is oil, only...Saddam didn't want to play idiot george's game.
Posted by: Jeff | May 28, 2004 at 04:16 AM
If the Taliban is growing again, and Al Queda is getting more members, then answer this question, you twit -
Where?
And as for Abu Ghraib (which I knew you would bring up, being a barking moonbat without the possibility of original thought), none of those men were raped. Hell, none of those men were actually tortured. The difference between what Saddam did in Abu Ghraib and what the US military did is like the difference between leaving a 16 year old girl dropped off at a curb, and leaving her in your car at the bottom of Lake Chappaquiddick and watching her last bubbles rush to the surface while you ponder your political career.
And yes, Gaddaffi gave up his weapons, and has allowed weapons inspectors to come in and search his country. That's how we found out about his nuclear program. Do I have to explain everything to you, Jeff? Oh, yes I do, seeing as how you're nothing more than an intellectually stunted fuckwit. And in case you didn't notice, (hell, we know you didn't notice jack shit to begin with), Saddam didn't want to play anybody's game but his own. That's why he violated 17 different UN resolutions over 12 years. We just called him on it.
Why don't you try this, you ignorant shitsucking fucknozzle - back up your bullshit. Bring someing that remotely resembles proof. Evidence, if you will. Hell, I'll even take a vauge form of logic, because you haven't even given us THAT much. You just sputter, and sling bullshit around with a few insults and think that constitutes an argument. It doesn't. It just shows that you're yet another idiotic sack of shit who's swimming way past his depth. Try again, little boy.
Posted by: Raging Dave | May 28, 2004 at 12:51 PM
Intelligent post...I rest my case. You are the epitome of the right-wingnuts.
Posted by: Jeff | May 29, 2004 at 05:20 PM
Oh...all the info I referred to, is posted on several relevant government websites....I'll let you do the digging.
Posted by: Jeff | May 29, 2004 at 05:24 PM
Translation: You don't have jack shit, you KNOW you don't have jack shit, and you can't back up your bullshit when you're called on it.
No argument, no facts, no evidence, no logic, you've got nothing, Jeff. You're a sad sack of shit completely out of your depth. Do you think that maybe you could TRY to actually back your bullshit up, instead of being so pathetic and sniveling? You can't answer any of my questions, you can't bring any proof of your wild accusations, and you can't even bother to link to anything that might help you out. You're worthless. Pathetic and worthless, Jeff.
Back up your bullshit or shut your fucking ignorant pie-hole, you little shit sucking parasite!
Posted by: Raging Dave | May 29, 2004 at 06:56 PM
I know it must be difficult for you to search government sites. You might see something that you would have to deny and that would burst your little bubble.
Your anger is hilarious!! Your simple mind is an easy thing to waste. Stay in your bunker and, please don't breed and infect the rest of the world.
Posted by: Jeff | May 29, 2004 at 11:20 PM
Still nothing but hot air and bullshit, Jeff? You got called on it, and you failed to back it up. You're worthless, Jeff. Either back up your bullshit or shut your ignorant fucking pie-hole.
Posted by: Raging Dave | May 30, 2004 at 09:30 AM
"If the Taliban is growing again, and Al Queda is getting more members, then answer this question, you twit -
Where?"
Terrorists orginizations have no need for large orginization centers like a government. Al Qaeda, as with most terrorist groups, is broken in to hundreds of small, seperate cells that rarely collaborate. The answer to your question "Where?" is EVERYWHERE.
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As for Gaddafi, maybe this article will shed some light on Libya's motivations for coming clean. -> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3777561.stm
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"There hasn't been an Al Queda attack on the USA since we took down the Taliban."
The thing I guess you don't understand about terrorists is that they're a ticking time bomb. Undoubtedly there will be more terrorist attacks, and with the holes left in our security by Bush those attacks will be a whole lot worse.
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"Saddam's nuclear dreams are dust, never to be unleashed on anyone in the world."
Saddam's nuclear dreams were snuffed out over a decade ago...at least you keep up with the times.
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"and as a result the number of suicide bombers overall has gone down"
Actually the number has risen sharply...at least once a week, maybe more there is a suicide bombing in Iraq.
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"none of those men were raped. Hell, none of those men were actually tortured"
Then I guess you'll allow me to sodomize you with this broom in front a dozens of other people...The acts committed by the US soldiers isn't nearly as horrible as Saddam, but aren't we supposed to be the liberators, not a military regime?
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"Are our forces fighting soldiers? Or terrorists? So, is Gore telling us that terrorists have rights under the Geneva Convention articles?"
The right of all people are guaranteed under the Geneva Convention by those who signed it ( ie: US).
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"Try again, little boy."
The ironic thing about that statement is that he has been the one attempting to conduct an intelligent debate. You on the other hand have said such enlightening things as:
-"shut your fucking ignorant pie-hole"
-"Still nothing but hot air and bullshit, Jeff?"
-"you're worthless. Pathetic and worthless, Jeff."
-"you little shit sucking parasite!"
-"then answer this question, you twit -"
-"being so pathetic and sniveling"
-"You don't have jack shit, you KNOW you don't have jack shit, and you can't back up your bullshit when you're called on it." (this time you managed to fit "shit" into 1 sentence 3 times! Impressive.)
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Raging Dave...You're a fool, and an insult to every American. At least the owner of this blog, as much as he and I may disagree, expresses his ideas coherently and intelligently.
Posted by: ImmortalSnafu | June 05, 2004 at 12:34 AM
Not to mention ImmortalSnafu, we find great humor in watching him rant. It solidifies the left-wing view of how mentally challenged these people are.
Posted by: Jeff | June 05, 2004 at 12:09 PM
Thank you for proving my point that Gore is full of shit, ImmortalSnafu. From your very own link:
But the North African nation was dramatically rehabilitated late last year after it publicly ditched its weapons of mass destruction programme, and declared a stockpile of chemical weapons to UN inspectors.
Unfortunately, you offer no other prove to back up your bullshit and wild claims. Do you and Jeff have a problem with providing actual evidence? I guess you do.
Jeff, I'm not here to hunt for links for your pathetic ass. Do your own fucking research, you slimy little shit sack.
And if either of you don't like my cussing, too fucking bad. Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass and starting thinking, I might treat you like respectable people. But since all I've seen is bullshit from you slimy little shit sucking parasites, I'm going to treat you as such. Don't like it? Fuck you, blow me. Maybe when you grow the fuck up and start having orignal thoughts of your own, I'll clean up my language. Until then, why don't you go outside and play "Hide and Go Fuck Yourself".
Posted by: Raging Dave | June 06, 2004 at 04:19 PM
Where is your evidence Dave?
Posted by: ImmortalSnafu | June 06, 2004 at 07:03 PM
My evidence that you bring evidence, dipshit? I used your own fucking link to prove that Gore was full of shit! Holy Hell, are you that fucking stupid?
Oh, wait, you're in the same league with Jeff. Of COURSE you are.
Posted by: Raging Dave | June 06, 2004 at 07:08 PM
*sigh*
nice grammar...
"My evidence that you bring evidence, dipshit?"
What the hell does that mean?
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This is the point I was illustrating with my link:
"The US responded by easing its embargo in April, clearing the way for US oil firms and banks to resume commercial activities in Libya."
"Libya's economic trump card is its relatively undeveloped oil and gas industry, which sits on proven reserves of about 36 billion barrels."
"The country, a member of oil exporters' cartel Opec, is currently negotiating deals with Western oil firms aimed at boosting production capacity from its current level of about 1.7 million barrels a day."
Oil for the USA
Posted by: ImmortalSnafu | June 09, 2004 at 11:51 PM
OH, MY GOODNESS!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS, OUR NEW FOUND FRIEND?
HOWDY, From one of the "HUGE NUMBER" OF AL GORES' FAMILY THAT WORE OUR T-SHIRTS IN 2000:
GORE IS OUR COUSIN ... WE CUT THE LYING LIMB OFF THE FAMILY TREE TO BUSH!
WE MEANT IT... TOO BAD AMERICA DIDN'T SEE, LISTEN AND LEARN WHAT WE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME.
Seriously! We were quiet, to our admitted STUPIDITY! NO MORE ... NOPE ... THE BASHING OF BUSH AND THE "HATE FEST" are coming from the "WIZARD OF OZ" behind the scenes pulling strings and aiding in the world hating us ... WORST OF ALL, THE TRIBUTE TO OUR DEAD ... God rest their souls ... WERE EXACTLY WHAT JOHN KERRY CAUSED IN 1971 TO MY HUSBAND, A VIETNAM VETERAN OF THE 101ST AIRBORNE AIR ASSAULT WHO WAS ONE OF OVER 280,000 ON THE GROUND FIGHTING THE ENEMY JOHN KERRY BEFRIENDED, AIDED.
Larry was there October 1970-1971 in Phu Bai, Hue, and Laos covert ops! Many of his brothers names are etched on the Wall ... the rest came home and NEVER SAID ANOTHER WORD LEST THEY WERE BEATEN BY THE LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD, BERKLEY, ATLANTA, need we go on?
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Posted by: Larry & Deauna Stafford | August 04, 2004 at 05:24 PM
OH, BY THE WAY ... "FRIEND" ... ISN'T THAT THE BACK-STABBING TACTICS MIGHTY-MAN LEAHY GOT HIS TAIL TOLD OFF FOR? YEP ... ONLY PROBLEM, WHEN WE SENT OUR LETTERS TO "LAY-ME FOR A VOTE" ... THEY WOULD HAVE SPIT THE EMAIL BACK HAD WE USED THAT WORD.
BRAVO, VP CHENEY!!!!
AL GAHRIB ... GIRL IS 7 MONTHS PREGNANT FOR LAYING WITH HER MAN IN FRONT OF THE PRISONRS... SHE ISN'T SCREAMING FOUL, OR "THEY MADE US DO IT"... NO IT IS HER MIND SET ... NOT PRESIDENT BUSH!
PS ... OUR FAMILY ARE THE ONES THAT INADVERTANTLY WAS GIVEN THE "WAR PLAN: AT ALL COST", legal or not! SOMETIMES CAMPAIGN VOL'S NEED TO LEARN: BLOOD IS NOT ALWAYS THICKER THAN WATER ... THUS, BAKER'S LEGAL TEAM WORKED IN FULL POWER TO FIGHT AL GORE FROM "STEALING THE ELECTION"! THANK GOD WE WON!
BESIDES, KERRY SAT RIGHT NEXT TO BERGER AND WELL, SHOULD WE HANG KERRY BECAUSE HIS "DEMINISHING" CLAN ARE LAW BREAKERS TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE? MOORE, WILSON, CLARKE, DASCHEL, GEPHART, DEAN, ALBRIGHT, POLOSI, KENNEDY, ROCKEFELLER, GORE, SCHUMAR, SHAKEDOWN JACKSON/ SHARPTON, JERSEY GANG, JACQUE, BILL/HILL, AND THE LIKES OF THE "BLACK CAUCUS", NAACP AND BERGER! "AND THE WALLS CAME A TUMBLING ... DOWN!
G'DAY!!
Posted by: Larry & Deauna Stafford | August 04, 2004 at 05:44 PM