Smoke on the Water: Backfire

August 02, 2004

Backfire

It must really, really hurt to be a democrap drone these days.

Think of what it's like for 'em over on the dark side of the moonbat zone. Damn near every round of rhetorical ammo they've loaded to shoot at George Bush has either been a dud or a self-inflicted bitchslap of a backfire.

Both the official donk party and their quasi-official PR machine in the mainstream media bear a conceptual resemblence to Elmer Fudd with a gunsmoke scorched face, holding the remains of a double-barreled shotgun with it's tubes curled back like bananna peels after ol' Bugs adroitly plugs the bores.

A fitting image I think, what with Kerry's professed experience in crawling face down in the mud with his "twusty double-barrel."

Doubly so, in fact. That face down in the mud part must have come in quite handy given the cubic yardage of the stuff strewn around so liberally last week in Baaahstan.

And now, another massive backfire right in the donk's faces.

GWB_NancyReagan

In a statement made Monday to NewsMax.com, Nancy Reagan said she was strongly endorsing President Bush's re-election and rejected a published Internet report that she was not backing his run for a second term.

Joanne Drake, the chief of staff for former President Ronald Reagan’s office in Los Angeles, said in a statement on behalf of the former first lady, “Mrs. Reagan supports President Bush’s re-election 150 percent.”

Some of you may remember the buzz in the ~~mainstream media~~ donk spin cycle about Mrs. Reagan's supposed opposition to President Bush's re-election, due to their differing views on stem-cell funding.

Drake, however, noted in her statement on behalf of Mrs. Reagan, “I think everyone would understand that while she may not agree with the president on every issue, this campaign is more than just one issue – it’s about leadership, and she believes that President Bush is the right man for the job.”

“The quote that appeared in Capitol Hill Blue is incorrect,” Drake said on behalf of Mrs. Reagan. “Further, I do not know where the information came from [indicating that] the former first lady went ballistic when she read the Bush campaign was test marketing new ads. She did not speak to Ed Gillespie on the telephone and demand the ads be destroyed ...”

Hell, ol' Fudd comes out looking good in comparison. But he's still just not clever enough to catch that Wabbit, no matter what.

Now go give it a read.

Posted by Jim on August 02, 2004 | Permalink

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