Such subltety. Such piquance.
Thus speaketh the Velocidude, and verily, he speaketh the truth:
".....And all this talk of Aztlan. Lookit, my little brown brethren: California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, that shit is not reverting to you. Ever. You have, in your attempts to sway the discussion, managed to infuriate 75% of the populace here. I, for one, won't buy a Subway sandwich a fucking mestizo makes without they shows a green card. We let you in here, we tolerated you, now you have pissed us the fuck off."
Believe me when I tell you this..... that's not the hottest part of his screed. I'd hate to see him if he really got pissed.
Read the whole thing, of course. It's a thing of beauty, and you'd be nuts to miss out on it!
Ah, a wonderful rant combining Mexican criminals, faggots and Beltane? How does he do it?
BTW, I am celebrating May 5th with corned beef and cabbage with boiled potatoes. A fine Irish whiskey will also be served and there won't be a jalapeno in sight.
Posted by: DonM | May 03, 2006 at 12:07 PM
I'll be celebrating on May 5th. Honest.
Stinkodemayo, a new holiday celebrated at my yacht club with Fargarettas.
Still don't believe me? I couldn't make this up if I tried.
http://www.mcyc1.org/Opening_Day_2006.pdf
It is the prelude to Opening Day, the beginning of the yachting season hereabouts. The next day, were you in the right place on the Columbia River, you could see many millions of dollars worth of shiny plastic boats, some freshly-painted wooden craft, and lots of happy boaters all decked out in their finest.
Posted by: Rivrdog | May 03, 2006 at 02:37 PM
Why thank you, Jim. I didn't want to sugarcoat it like that, but there are delicate readers to consider.
Posted by: Velociman | May 03, 2006 at 07:42 PM