Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
(for you libtards, the above is what is called "humor". get used to it.)
My god, you're alive. I'm shocked ;-)
Posted by: Chris Byrne | October 24, 2006 at 11:59 PM
Jim, you're alive!!!
That was a funny one...I think I heard it a long time ago, but it's still a goody.
Posted by: Lisa W | October 25, 2006 at 12:08 PM
WTG...now do it with more frequency...good to see humor back in your line. Looking towards more "frequent lines" in the future.
Posted by: H&DS | October 25, 2006 at 05:11 PM
.....so we can call off the search party?
Good to see you back again, Capt. As someone who has a "Run, Hillary, Run" on the front bumper of my Sky Blue chick-magnet WindStar, I never get tired of that joke
Posted by: Michael | October 26, 2006 at 09:53 PM
Jim. Can't reach you. Call us.
Posted by: Mrs. du Toit | November 01, 2006 at 10:48 AM
... heh!...
Posted by: Eric | November 01, 2006 at 11:41 AM
Did you see the one on Wicked Thoughts this morning?
Posted by: Larry | November 13, 2006 at 03:26 PM
Hey Jim,
Long time no post...
I am looking forward to seeing you at the breakfast on Dec. 9th.
I wonder if you could pop a thread up and/or at least drop on over and post your thoughts on my blog.
Thanks - See Ya'
Chris
Posted by: Chris Stevens | December 01, 2006 at 09:31 PM
LOL. Well, this libbytard thought it was funny. It was a new one on me.
Posted by: Libby | December 03, 2006 at 08:59 AM