Jail Bait

As would be expected for me, I'm probably the last to comment on the delightful prospect of poor, spoiled liddle Paris Hilton having her seriously overexposed ass hauled off to the L.A. slammer.

Couldn't be helped.  I was outta town attending a rather enjoyable meeting of bloggers up the road a' piece in Kerrville, Texas.  Six hours each way is quite the jaunt.  I'll write more on that in the days to come.

Having spun the rolodex of my blogroll a bit, I thought I'd set this up as a bit of a point-in-support to what friend LawDog so aptly wrote about regarding the trollop in question.

Her parents -- who expressed their opinions most firmly during the hearing, a kittenish act which usually results in getting escorted out of court and/or contempt charges -- feel most strongly that their daughter is being singled out because of who she is.

*snort*

They got that one right.

Seeing that the sleazier this young floozy of a lass gets, the more support she gets from her giddily rich parents.  A viscious cycle, as it were....or in Paris' case, a vacuuous one.

So, though I agree with Officer Dog that indeed, young Miss Hilton has simply once again been reminded that she is to be treated differently.... better...than the rest of society, it's really hard to place all the blame squarely upon her all-too-often-naked shoulders.

[late Gov.Richards, on]

Poor Paris.  She cain't hailp it.  After all, she was born with a silver cock in her mouth!

[ /late Gov.Richards, off]

She best be thankful that LawDog wasn't the presiding judge over that particular courtroom.  Same for her pathetically indulgent parents, for that matter.

But that sure would have been most entertaining for the rest of us, for damn sure!

Maybe next time, eh?

Comments

[Hammer]

I just can't wait for that oversexed gutter slut to be out of the limelight.

[Jeffro]

I wouldn't touch her with the proverbial ten foot pole.

[Erica]

Thanks for the cigars and letting me play with your guns. That rocked. Loved meeting you & Iris (that's right, right?). We gotta do it again.

[shoe]

it was really nice to meet you, jim. and i've been stuck in a quandry since you posed that question...let's start with a half dozen and work up from there.

take it easy (like i need to tell you that)

[Raging_Dave]

If I were never to see another picture, video, or story of that skank, I would live happily ever after.

[Elisson]

That "silver cock in her mouth" line is immortal, I tells ya. Sorry I missed you in Kerrville!

[GUYK]

I agree with Elisson..the line will live forever And I will no doubt use it some day..

[TIM NOBLE]

And a golden cock up her ass!!!